Lean Green Butt Machine

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
manywinged
wantonlywindswept

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

wantonlywindswept

oho and now you’re questioning my adverb usage? you? you?

you fucking dare?

wantonlywindswept

you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???

wantonlywindswept

hey quick question gdocs

image

what the fuck

grymmdark

querched up white boy

thewalrus-said

i don’t have screenshots, but one time i typed the word “table” into google docs in the process of writing my story, and google docs carefully underlined the first four letters (“tabl”), and asked me if perhaps i’d meant to write “table”

yes, google docs, that would be why i’d written “table”

out of curiosity i accepted the change. the word now read “tablee”

geeseareassholes
derinthescarletpescatarian

Americans will use anything but the metric system.

elalmadelmar

> The Jerusalem Post

> Americans

You might wanna double check that one, just saying.

derinthescarletpescatarian

NASA is an American organisation even when foreign journalists report on them

elalmadelmar

NASA is calling it 34 meters, because NASA uses the metric system.

This article is by an Israeli journalist who apparently really likes borzois, and spends half the article infodumping about them.

mossadspydolphin

I used to be in a creative writing group with the guy and I promise you this is absolutely normal for him.

faustandfurious

Quite possibly the funniest thing you could have added to this post.